Spyke Raven ([info]spykeraven) wrote,
@ 2007-10-01 03:34:00
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Current mood:horrified
Current music:Whirring fan blades

Completely horrific thought
Yesterday one of my worst nightmares came true. A horny lizard wrapped itself around my ankle and wouldn't let go for millions of hours - okay, five seconds - until the very force of my jumping up and down dislodged it.

I survived that, but am now almost paralysed by this thought - omigosh, is this the kind of thing that happens after you ask the universe to make you stronger, more able to deal with crises?

Oh crap.

One worst nightmare down, only hundreds more to go.


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[info]umbo
2007-09-30 08:41 pm UTC (link)
Hee! And also, *hugs*

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[info]spykeraven
2007-10-01 04:37 am UTC (link)
*hugs back*

You realise I'm using you as a human shield! :)

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Uviverse
[info]aureliajulia
2007-10-01 12:47 am UTC (link)
Relax, take a deep breath, and start your sun stretches again.

The Lizard would definitely upset me too. But don't worry, you are still Ruler of the Universe to me.

AJ

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[info]spykeraven
2007-10-01 04:38 am UTC (link)
:) thanks. Yup, still Galactic Ruler and now thankfully lizard-free!

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[info]mazal_
2007-10-01 11:07 pm UTC (link)

I just have to ask ... is this two-word term actually describing the specific type of lizard, or was it, rather, a lizard desirous of sexual congress (hopefully not with any human)?

Just trying to lighten your mood, of course ... it sounds as though your past few hours/days/weeks have been a bit like mine ... humor helps.

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[info]spykeraven
2007-10-02 07:08 pm UTC (link)
Humour always helps. :) And it was a gecko, not a horned lizard, but it certainly seemed horny from the way it wrapped itself around my ankle and wouldn't let go!

Then again, maybe its week had been like ours and it just needed a hug. *hug*

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