Woo me with grammatical honesty and passion.

Else don't bother.

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To be a writer is to have the ability to be most content in your own world.

In other words, you bore me.

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I'm a cynical romantic.

I'm cynical about you ever being romantic.

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Yes, I'm heartbroken that we're breaking up, and yes, I do intend to turn the experience into a 5,000 word story. What else did you expect? And what do you mean THAT'S why we're breaking up?

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Please ignore every Hindi movie you may ever have seen. When a woman says "No", she is NOT telling you to please try harder.

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Yes, of course I heard you say you'd die for me. I was waiting for the sound of splashing as you dive into the freezing sea to prove it.


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You wrote me a poem. How very sweet!

...

I could have written this a lot better.


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The truest test of love is if I can show this to you and know you'll smile.